I was lying in bed with my Valentine. We’d had a fun-filled day of taking the piss, doing random stuff and documenting our antics in photographs. We were really taking being single-ites to a new level on V Day, and paving the way for future fun-filled Valentines adventures.
The lights went out and we chit-chatted in a Sunday night I’m so freaking tired kind of way. Past loves, and guys in general.
“Imagine having an International Dress up Your Dick Day,” I blurted out in the darkness.
Silence. Then the mad laughter followed.
“You could have a Mexican-themed penis wearing a poncho, sombrero, and a moustache.”
More laughter. Crazy uncontrollable laughter. We pictured that dressed-up dick out West.
My Valentine rolled over, and went to sleep. She had to get up at 6. I lay awake on a second-wind. I was thinking of the logistics of having an ‘International Dress up Your Dick Day’. You see, the mind comes up with some awesome ideas at 11pm on a Sunday night, especially after beer festing on the Saturday and indulging in a couple of wines on the Sunday.
There are so many possibilities and ideas yet to be unleashed. Themes, costumes….. jobs.
‘What do you do for a living?’
‘I make dick costumes.’
Even chicks could get involved and wear a vadge badge, with witty phrases like; ‘I heart dicks’ and ‘No thanks.’
Parisian fashionistas could jump on board with flamboyant Avant Garde creations. Dog-wear designers could provide pooch penile ponchos. Special pants could be engineered to come with built-in crotch adornments. The Durex marketing team could even make tattooed condoms for the occasion. Sales would go through the roof.
So I am wondering whether this an actual feasible event, or would there be too many naysayers ready to raise their pitchforks? Controversy would probably make it more popular.
Who’s ready to set a date?
